Where are you Kirk? We need you!!

Even members of Charles Kirk's Kirk Report have been getting dribbles of information during his vacation. He's off hiking with his wife somewhere in Minnesota while the market roils. Can't he use his trusty Blackberry to help us through this time of trouble?

I hate it when he goes on vacation. I feel like I need a voice of reason when the market sucks. I obsessively click on his RSS feed only to see "Forced Selling=Opportunities" over and over.

Help us Charles Kirk, you're our only hope.